SD22 Reviews

Before we get started, we have a new 7th member, Sean who's FB profile which he never uses is
http://www.facebook.com/seantanmx
Moving on, I apologise for that pussy review done by Reborn of the most overly reviewed card in the past month which looked as though if was Ctrl C + Ctrl V'ed from wikia. Actually it was.... That kid geikiang again.

Now for the real review,
Lightpulsar Dragon
Level 6/2500/ 1500
I'm sure many have heard of the Cannon Soldier + REDMD + this = Loop FTK dumb crap. Seriously, I am tired of any sort of loop that can't end, unfair to everyone else who actually wants to think. Dropping a Crow or a Veiler isn't thinking. The Loop appears to be too consistent exsist, cos all you really need is a Future Fusion or some epic Grave build up Turn 1, I expect this card to be Errata'd to some shit that makes it miss timing or jus some BKSS ruling.
That said the card does hav some potential for explosive plays, REDMD a good target, calling another Lightpulsar to ensure the front row is consistently protected by a large beater. And the lack of any real waste of advantage allows the player to still hav some backrow to keep his front row alive. Unless you are going to Drop 2 to SP, then good on you.
Other potential targets include Dark Horus for pure beat, or Red Daemon's Dragon as Mathspro pointed out. LOL.

Darkflare Dragon
Level 5/ 2400/ 1400
FREE FOOLISH + D.D CROW MUCH?
WTF was Konami smoking? You out two pussies, say a Sangan and a Veiler? And then Foolish REDMD, and then D.D Crow your opponent. Not part of the Loop but seriously, WHAT? Get this out early and plus like crazy, still good in the mid game and Lightpulsar target AS WELL AS REDMD target.

Overall, the two Dragons are stupid stand alones and do nothing much but serve as beaters and FREE D.D CROWS OMGWTF. Then, throw in a REDMD and EXPLODE. Dragons are still having problems with lack of hand size and backrow protection, considering none of them are Level 8, thank God, Trade-In won't become like some meta changer. Still, Lightpulsar is in a way a topdeck card and has kinda the same effect on your opponent as Earth, though very different outcomes. For Earth, you either get rid of that bitch and feed him Hyperion ammo, or get Trish + Kristya. For Lightpulsar slightly less fucked up, but 2500 beaters are not cool, so you are pretty much forced to Trish that bitch. Or say hello to REDMDs that jump during Damage Step -.-

And another card that caught my attention:
Photon Crusher
Level 4/ 2000/ 0
If this card attacks: Change it to DEF position at end of Damage Step
WHY YOU PLAY THIS NO PLAY GOBLIN ATTACK FORCE?
Well, you can Honest this and Rota this, good addition to Light Beat and SCREW OF RAIOU.
Not saying not to play RAIOU in Light Beat, jus hate the fucking card spoils all my plays.